Believe it or not, my husband and I go to the same hair salon and we have the same hairstylist! And our stylist is a he, who goes by the name of Jan (pronounced as "Yan"). My husband has long been his faithful client even before I settled in Belgium. The hair parlor is his own but is also a one-man business, so he does everything by himself: from a simple trim to an elaborate hairstyle. He doesn't do manicure nor pedicure though, just coif.
Somehow I miss my gay beauticians back in Manila--they're such a happy, animated bunch and you even get to catch up with the latest showbiz gossip as they trim your hair and do your nails. I remember some of them--Carl and Mon (a.k.a. Lola). They're funny. Jan on the other hand isn't gay and he isn't funny as in funny ha-ha. He's a straight Belgian guy, about in the late 50s and is definitely sober as compared to my queer cosmeticians.
Jan has his own quirks though. He paints in his spare time. His hair salon is adorned with charming murals and framed paintings, all done by himself. Just how many hairdressers you know can do that?! I find it so cool.
However, there's one thing not-so-cool about Jan: his telephone manners. He's not rude or anything like that -- he's just a bit... queer. Whenever my husband calls him up for an appointment, Jan takes note but then hangs up rather abruptly. So you'd hear him confirm the day and time and then his voice quickly fades out as he expresses his thanks and says goodbye. I don't think we've ever heard his last sentence on the phone. Ever. Now that makes him funny.
It turns out he does this to all his customers. Hubby and I were at his parlor today and we saw it happen: Jan on the phone scribbling something on his planner and abruptly hanging up while saying thanks and goodbye. Hilarious! Hubby and I found it so hard to keep a straight face!